February 2010

  • Stoner Boycott on Kellogg's?

    By selecter on 2/23/10 9:00pm
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    Weedies: the breakfast of All-Time most decorated Olympian stoners.Weedies: the breakfast of All-Time most decorated Olympian stoners.At first I thought I smoked TOO much weed when I read THIS headline. But then I actually read it and I sorta agree, actually. Alright, here's the scoop: Kellog's signed Michael Phelps to be their cereal box cover boy, AFTER he had been convicted of DUI. OK, so then fast-forward a few years to 2008 when he gets photographed ripping a fatty two-foot glass bong like a Most Decorated Olympian of All-Time should. And Jah Bless the fool who had to pack that bowl, you know Phelps can rip a bong. He'll burn your weed like an Orange County brush fire. Stoner Tangent: sorry.

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  • Why is Spicoli our Ambassador?

    By selecter on 2/19/10 4:06pm
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    Spicoli: world recognized OmBUDSmanSpicoli: world recognized OmBUDSmanStoners get a bad rap. Our greatest spokesman to the world is Jeff Spicoli, from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Don't get me wrong, all stoners have a little Spicoli, after all, he was one of the most endearing idiots ever to appear on the silver screen. And his lines were Classic.

    "This is US History, I see the globe right there."

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  • Beginner's Guide to Smoking: Buds

    By selecter on 2/10/10 2:00pm
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    This guide is for people who are old enough to understand the legal ramifications of using a scary drug that could possibly melt your mind and leave you irreparably damaged... AND that is most likely illegal where you live. I blog from a platform in international waters where I grow cannabis on barges and wear sunglasses all day and fornicate with my many lovers; but for you, just be warned.

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  • Stoned-O-Meter: How Stoned Are You

    By selecter on 2/2/10 2:01pm
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    You can use this handy guide to decide when to smoke another joint, when to turn on the Bob Marley and when to call 911 (Hint: never).

    Stoned-O-Meter: Test your stoninessStoned-O-Meter: Test your stoniness