Anti Anti-Drug Propaganda

By selecter on 3/15/10 10:19am
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Bill Hicks, reminds us that drugs have yielded many a good time. Of course, pushing the limits of death to their very edge is always fun. I kid, I kid, only heroin, alcohol and cocaine pose an immediate threat, get educated. He also reminds us that society is a mass hallucination designed to keep the rich rich and the rest under foot. And how a fraction of our military spending could feed, clothe and educate everyone on Earth. It's better when Bill says it...

 

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Bic Lighter: A Stoner's Best Friend

By selecter on 3/10/10 12:46pm
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Any stoner worth his weight in Buds, knows a Bic lighter is the only way to go. The flame is bold and bright, it ignites almost every time and it rips into green bud like Lawrence Taylor into Joe Theisman.

Other lighters have a wimpy flimsy flame that will often die at the first hint of a breath. And forget about smoking outside, wind often claims the heartiest of lighter flames. Another thing to avoid are Zippos. Zippos, according to Stoner Lore, contain bad chemicals that don't help your high, so avoid those, unless you can do real research to indicate they are harmless.

Bic lighters: clearly the bestBic lighters: clearly the best

Bic Hints:

1. Remove the safety so kids can use it too!

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Trip on This: Subcomandante Marcos

By selecter on 3/8/10 2:38pm
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Subcomandante Marcos:Subcomandante Marcos:If you thought the days of horse riding revolutionaries in Latin America were over, let me introduce you to Mexico's favorite disgruntled militant, Subcomandante Marcos. His secret identity, military style and ongoing fight for Indigenous Rights in Mexico has made him a legend to some. To others he is something akin to a professional wrestler.

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Rating Their Weed: Brian Posehn

By selecter on 3/8/10 10:59am
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BPBPBrian Posehn is best known for his appearances in various comedy shows like Just Shoot Me and Mr. Show, and most recently The Sarah Silverman Show, America's favorite crass comedy show. Recently I borrowed his pipe at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. It was a nice blue/green pyrex pipe. Posehn broke away from his Headliner nachos to break it out. He mentioned he bought it just for this NorCal trip.

When he gave it to me I noticed their was a little half-smoked bud of weed in the pipe. And so, I rate the Bud of Brian Posehn, who did not partake prior to his set.

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Stoner Boycott on Kellogg's?

By selecter on 2/23/10 9:00pm
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Weedies: the breakfast of All-Time most decorated Olympian stoners.Weedies: the breakfast of All-Time most decorated Olympian stoners.At first I thought I smoked TOO much weed when I read THIS headline. But then I actually read it and I sorta agree, actually. Alright, here's the scoop: Kellog's signed Michael Phelps to be their cereal box cover boy, AFTER he had been convicted of DUI. OK, so then fast-forward a few years to 2008 when he gets photographed ripping a fatty two-foot glass bong like a Most Decorated Olympian of All-Time should. And Jah Bless the fool who had to pack that bowl, you know Phelps can rip a bong. He'll burn your weed like an Orange County brush fire. Stoner Tangent: sorry.

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Why is Spicoli our Ambassador?

By selecter on 2/19/10 4:06pm
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Spicoli: world recognized OmBUDSmanSpicoli: world recognized OmBUDSmanStoners get a bad rap. Our greatest spokesman to the world is Jeff Spicoli, from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Don't get me wrong, all stoners have a little Spicoli, after all, he was one of the most endearing idiots ever to appear on the silver screen. And his lines were Classic.

"This is US History, I see the globe right there."

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Beginner's Guide to Smoking: Buds

By selecter on 2/10/10 2:00pm
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This guide is for people who are old enough to understand the legal ramifications of using a scary drug that could possibly melt your mind and leave you irreparably damaged... AND that is most likely illegal where you live. I blog from a platform in international waters where I grow cannabis on barges and wear sunglasses all day and fornicate with my many lovers; but for you, just be warned.

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Stoned-O-Meter: How Stoned Are You

By selecter on 2/2/10 2:01pm
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You can use this handy guide to decide when to smoke another joint, when to turn on the Bob Marley and when to call 911 (Hint: never).

Stoned-O-Meter: Test your stoninessStoned-O-Meter: Test your stoniness

Beginner's Guide to Smoking: Utensils

By selecter on 1/22/10 7:40pm
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Smoking weed isn't about hiding in the garage smoking a poorly rolled joint hoping mom doesn't find you. Well, sometimes it is about that. It can also be about finding the right tool for your needs. Below is a quick reference card to help you decide if you are more of a Michael Phelps, or just a regular stoner.

Pipes: an easy guide to finding your smoking device.Pipes: an easy guide to finding your smoking device.

The Decade in Pot

By selecter on 12/27/09 5:47pm
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Weeds: took TV by storm, then burned out...Weeds: took TV by storm, then burned out...The 2000s will always be remembered for the advances made in the battle to legalize Ganja. But there were some other interesting developments over the decade that helped make this a pretty stoney 10 years.


The lead in wasn’t bad either as the 90s saw a major revival of the Weed Culture, as hippies, punks, reggae and protesters all made comebacks and Alternative Rock and Hip-Hop made their own pushes for the acceptance of ganja. Prop 215 (Medical Marijuana in CA) had been passed in 1996: enter the New Millennium.

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